Saturday 23 June 2012

Gossip corner

Lady Gaga planning to make a hat out of 'live' cockroaches
By: Aviwe Ndyaluvane


Yes, you have read that right…Lady Gaga is indeed planning to make a hat out of live cockroaches.

You probably have seen her in many absurd and outrageous outfits, but this is show to top them off, including her meat-dress.


Lady gaga has done it all before; worn hats made out of scorpoins,

frog dresses…but this time she wants to go ‘live’!

I don’t why her monsters (fans) like her so much when she dresses outrageously. I mean have you seen how elegant and beautiful she looks like in simple ordinary clothes.
And she looks much prettier in simple ordinary make-up too, but then again Lady Gaga is all about the GAGA FACTOR (going way over the top).
Nonetheless, just like her monsters I can’t wait to see the end product… People are already imagining how it will look like.

Whichever way she ends up choosing, is sure not to make Drake want to eat out of her hat-like he did with her meat made clutch-bag.

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Gossip Corner

By: Aviwe Ndyaluvane
Chris Brown's girlfriend is rumoured to be 'pregnant'.



With only just few weeks after Chris Brown and Drake fought over a Rihanna at a club, Chris Brown’s girlfriend is rumoured to be pregnant. The internet is buzzing with Karrueche’s pictures depicting her pregnant.

Neither has Chris Brown and Karrueche confirmed the suspicions yet, but what more conviction do we need more than this>>>
We just can’t help but to wonder how she feels about carrying a baby for a man who wonders around fighting other men over his ex…I mean it’s bad enough to consistently read the tabloids claim that your man is hooking up with his ex, but for him to actually fight over his ex is just rubbing salt to an already excruciating pain…

It must be really hard for Chris Brown to convice Karrueche that what the media writes is ‘for selling papers’ when he comes home looking like this-clearly sealing the deal that indeed he actually fought over his ex, while she happily carries their baby…
If you thought that the drama between Rihanna and Karrueche is about to end, well you have another thing coming your way…

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Monday 18 June 2012


All things Avalanche
By: Aviwe Ndyaluvane
This week I took an introspection and scrutinised my blog site, and I realized that I have been updating you guys about celeville, gossip, fashion trends, twitter headlines, music and book reviews, and most importantly making you guys a part of my blog site through various channels i.e. being interactive (responding to comments), following people back on Twitter/Facebook and giving you opportunities to be famous by uploading people’s pictures through my ‘Facebook Streetstyle Swag’. However, not once have I blogged about me, whatever I felt like sharing I simply updated it on my notice bar.
It is with this scrutiny that I have decided to blog about me for a change and welcome you guys to my world specifically to ‘Aviwe as a person’. I have such an extensive life, teamed up with a bubbly personality so I can go on for days writing about myself and connecting different aspects of my life that do not even correspond together. So, let me begin by telling you about what is happening in my life at moment. Most obviously, I am writing exams like every other student- I am writing three modules this exam to be more precise. This Friday marks my last exam, and I am heading home the next morning- I don’t fool around when it’s holiday time, quite frank I have already packed my luggage four days before…

This is how I felt like this morning… (watch video)



Secondly, I am eager about leaving PE and heading to Mtata to meet my BFF’s but I am also distraught about leaving the ones here. You must think I am dramatic, but I am not-really. It’s just that I won’t be seeing my friends from varsity for the next six months, as I am heading to America.

Yes! I am going to the US to be an exchange student- you probably have noticed that from my notice bar…but hey I am excited about it, don’t mistake this as gloating. On real though, would you blame me if I gloated-I mean going to the US is not like taking a short left to Port St. Johns.

Speaking about US, people have started asking me to buy them stuff, from ‘Brazillian weaves to precious gifts from Great America’…and I’m like: I can’t afford all these in rands, how the hell do you expect me to afford them in ‘dollars’. So, I suggested to them that I will send them my bank details and they’ll simply add their names as reference so I know what amount of money came from whom. This is fair you know, considering that I will be paying for their exportation. Well, none of them saw my reasoning and they ended up saying: Well, we suppose you can buy us anything that you think we might like-we’ve been your friends like for ever-so by now you must know what we like, hence we asked for them just now. But my friends love me though, in an hour  of announcing these great news on facebook, i received 20 likes and 73 comments (checkout my facebook page link) Aviwe Cherry Ndyaluvane       


So, these next coming months I will be under a budget- and I probably won’t have my normal smug when I visit the ATM.


I suppose I should start updating my CV and get a job when I get there-otherwise…I’d be doomed.


Most importantly though this opportunity will deprive me off from experiencing the Road to Mangaug 2012; where the new ANC President will be elected. The three candidates are:

1. The current ANC and RSA President- Jacob Zuma
2. Tokyo Sexwale- Zuma's so-called buddy, but then again as the saying goes "There are no permanent friends and permanent enemies in politics."


3. Deputy President and former Acting RSA President: Kgalema Montlante

However, with modern technology I won’t be at the dark at all. It won’t be the same though. Anyway, I did mention that I intend to connect topics that sometimes don’t match-I mean here I am now writing about politics…with this said, I will end here today. However, I promise to update you guys about my life- I know how it feels like after you read a brilliant novel and when you flip its pages there is little to no information about the author.
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Saturday 16 June 2012

Facebook Streetstyle swag
By: Ndyaluvane Aviwe

I uploaded a status on my facebook account today telling people to>>>
Have your 60seconds of fame and tag me on your swaggified photo, and i will upload you on my blog today at 6pm...im taking the first 15tags (both male and female are welcome) however strict judgment applies...goodluck

You would expect people to be hysterical at this chance, but no-my facebook friends are such Diva's. So, I ended up posting on people's walls that I thought have great swag. Anyway, props to those who jumped to the chance they made it as well. These are some few buddies I could get hold of within the two hours I had to spare (they are in random order).

1. Mbasayoxolo LC Ngcobo

2. Viwe Luhabe

3. Abongile Mxasa




                                                                                                                                                                            
4. Odwa Tamara



5. Zizo Mkhatshane

5. Yongiswa Keswa

7. Natalia Humanun

8. Siphokazi Peter


9. Murangi Nentshitomboni



                                                                                                                                                                  

10. Hombisa Zono

 11. Oyama Mninzi

11. Xolani Tshandu


12. Lwado Joni


13. Simbongile Macetyana


14. Pumza Mvinjelwa

15. Asanda Makhalipi

If you did not make it on the list be sure to tag me next week Saturday on facebook, between 4pm and 6pm. Photo Tip: be sure not to take photos on f*cked-up backgrounds-they tend to divert people's attention on them than on you. Check this one out>>>


You're welcome to follow me on twitter @Aviwe_N and add me as a Friend on Facebook: Aviwe Cherry Ndyaluvane

Samkelo Ndlovu graced us with her presence this Friday for an Innecto hairdye campaign, hence she is the brand's Ambassador. Check out details of the campaign on the next blog. I don't know why i have my eyes closed *slaps forehead*...it could be the fact that she made me hold her IPad for like 30minutes and gave me a hug *pouts and flicks hair*

(with Musa Mosweni)

Yes, there were freebies. I have like 20 something Innecto dyes in my cupboard *hides face*.