Monday, 4 June 2012

CELEBRITY GOSSIP
By: Aviwe Ndyaluvane



EUPHONIC HITS QUEEN B*



We all woke to the news today that Bonang Matheba's boyfriend Euphonik had hit her. The news where first revealed to our attention by headlines from Sunday World and Sunday Sun. Apparently, Euphonik had allegedly slapped and kicked Bonang after they had an argument. Bonang has however, filed charges of Domestic abuse against her now 'ex-boyfriend'.



To some of us this was expected, Euphonik has snapped at Bonang on twitter on numerous times before. To begin with, Euphonik was snapped at Bonang on twitter demanding that she picks up her "Fuck*n Phone!". Secondly, there is this other time when Bonang appeared on Motswako talking about lingerie and how she sometimes surprises her man in the bedroom with sexy numbers. Euphonik later tweeted her, kinda asking why she lied on Motswako- Bonang received a lot of tweets from people laughing at her after Euphonik sent her that tweet.


After all this though, Bonang stuck by her man and continued speaking highly of him. She was even featured on Drum magazine last year where she went on about her love for him.


Bonang seems to be dating men who can not be silent about their relationships problems . Take Slikour for example who dumped her on facebook.



I personally, do not know what transpired between the two (Bonang and Euphonik), however I do not condone women abuse- I do not care whatever the woman did to upset the man. There is never a valid excuse for hitting a woman. Let's just hope that Bonang and Euphonik won't pull a Rihanna and Chris Brown act on us. 


The full story according to Sunday World and Just Curious







NONHLE THEMA PREGNANT




Yes, Nonhle Thema is pregnant! Nonhle has been tweeting about her pregnancy ever since her doctor disclosed the news to her "YES I'm pregnant.........TELL the WORLD who gives a fuck". She was been tweeting about how her baby is privileged that she is her/his mother. Nonhle even boasted about her pregnancy being bigger than Beyonce's i.e. she tweeted "My baby is gonna knock Blue Ivy out the way.......I was Born a Star my baby is gonna be BIGGER......I PRAY she looks like my gran IVY SHANGE". If you were thinking of buying a magazine and read about her exclusive interviews, well-you have another thing coming...she tweeted again...
"ok i gotta say im TIRED of the same MEDIA peeps dissing me and then turning around BEGGIING me for an exclusive Interview.I WILL NOT give U"

Smurfette‏@NonhleThema
  1.  I wanna move in a NEW home for my baby...so I'm selling my old property.......
  2. one thing YOU all must understand..YOU WIL NOT SEE pics of my baby for FREE in NO media outlet...ha ha ha u must think im stupid....
  3. email nonhle@nonhlethema.tv for Baby Pics at a PRICE.........
  4. This Baby is gonna be the one....Forget Blue Ivy...........My baby is a STAR

This are just some of her tweets, her tweets are endless hey...follow her @Smurfette if you can tolerate her arrogance. She even brags about it too i.e. "i love my life.with my Arrogance imma go make a cheese toasted snack.......cos i can....arrogance and Bitch vibes only belong to ME..Thank U"

Now the big question is who is the father...


I mean after hearing Morale's song about Nonhle "hoey ghost"- we can't help but ask the question.


It could be her Lil Wayne look-alike boyfriend...


or perhaps one of her one night stands with Mzanzi's hip hop artists...

(she was slept with all three-she had a three some this New's day with Da Les and Lagosh from Madluphuthu)
or it could be Bafana Bafana's coach Pitso- who we have been hearing rumours about him and Nonhle having had a one night stand together...Who knows-only time will tell.


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Saturday, 2 June 2012

Celebrity Gossip: Facts and Lies
By:Ndyaluvane Aviwe


Minnie Dlamini is getting married indeed!

The Motions Ambassador has been rumoured by the media that she is getting married to her 2 year's Bafana Bafana and Kaizer Chiefs boyfriend, Itumeleng Khune. 


Well, I can confirm that this is true. Itumeleng was Minnie's favourite soccer player before they dated and now they are getting married. Some woman have all the luck, while some of us would die for our secret admirers to take notice of us-she is marring hers. To add pain to an already excruciating pain, Itumelang has already paid lobola for Minnie. The guy is just rubbing it in on us neh!!

The two will have their Traditional wedding in December this year, and their White Wedding in January next year.

Minnie is one of The Wild Episodes


All of this is taken now boys and Minnie couldn't be happier about it



Dineo Ranaka is having her own reality show

Dineo has left her radio show at YFM to pursue  her interest in television. She will be having a Reality Tv show in VUZU TV, channel 123; where she will reveal to her fans her daily life and experiences. The show will be airing later this year.

We just hope that Dinny's decision doesnot blow up in her face like Nonhle's Nonhle goes to Hollywood. Well, they say we learn from our mistakes,don't we...



 Luthando's 'house warming'


New SABC1 LIVE presenter Luthando, Lootlove was officially welcomed at LIVE last week Friday. The station hosted her party inviting all her fans who voted for her to receive thank yous from her personally.


Minnie Dlamini surprised her with flowers and her presents; she congratulated Luthando and wished her all the best in her new path in life.




 Lootlove seems to be getting along with Bonang onset and off set. We hope there will not be rumours of rivalry like she and Minnie had.




This promises to a prosperous time in Luthando's life; she is already being demanded left-right-and centre.


She appeared in Real Goboza



Drum magazine and is on newspapers




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MY OUTMOST SPECTACULAR MOMENT
By:Ndyaluvane Aviwe

I have been accepted to be an EXCHANGE STUDENT at the STATE UNIVERSITY OF ST. CLOUD in America for second semester!


I aim to seize the moment *in JayZ's voice* Geez, I can't even type because of my shaking hands-how do I expect to seize the moment there =D

And here's my passport, it doesn't look so great hey...Home Affairs always does that even to great looking people so don't feel bad ;) Anyway I will be using it this August. Orientations begin on the 21Aug (Tuesday) and school opens on the following Monday. Have no fear I will not be arrested for drug possession in my hair...

These are just some images of St. Cloud University.

I keep thinking about stuff as I blog so bear with me. Anyway I have received full scholarship-that is I don't have to pay intuituion and accommodation. Also they will contribute R9500 towards the flight. Therefore, what's left is textbooks, the visa, groceries and the flight-which I will pay for.So yeah this is a spectacular experience indeed!


Well people keep asking about my academic record- I obtained six distinctions last year (5 in Dec and 1 in June). Likewise, they require a solid academic record.So yes, be prepared for sleepless nights and hardwork.

This is me waiting for my DPs this June (this Friday to be exact)- I was the first one, literally. My lecturers found there waiting for them.

So my motives are:
  1. To acquire as much practical knowledge as I can with regards to my degree-Media studies
  2. To find a job-it's good for my CV
  3. Hook up with a good 'hood' Black American Boyfriend
  4. and i will add some as I think about them- oh and buy some fake Pradda and gucci u name it-so I can look fly when i get back home again (this our secret don't spread it)

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Aspiring TV presenter
By;Ndyaluvane Aviwe

Luthando Shosha

On Friday night Bonang Matheba’s LIVE co-host presenter was announced. Luthando Shosha, a 23-year old from Port Elizabeth took the crown. She has won the most wanted job in South African TV as millions of hopefuls entered the competition, but unfortunately there can be only one winner...
You can follow her on her twitter handle @LootLove
Umtata Airport under construction
By: Ndyaluvane Aviwe

Mthatha Airport to be under reconstruction to become an International Airport.


 
The current Mtata Airport (from your first sight it probably did not strike you as one)
These are the remarkable news that every Mtata resident yearned to hear two-years-ago during the 2010 Fifa World cup infrastructure programmes. If you are from Mtata, I bet you still remember how enthusiastic we were when the news first surfaced that all nine South African provinces were to undergo reconstruction to prepare for the world cup that we (as a nation) hosted successfully. Our expectations and dreams were much stimulated when construction first took place in Port Elizabeth (the mother city of the Eastern Cape). Who would forget the exhilaration we had when it was announced that Port Elizabeth would be granted the great privilege of hosting one game of the tournament.
The Port Elizabeth Airport and stadium respectively. 

Few week later our neighbour, East London, was under reconstructions too; new stadium, roads and upgraded airport. At this point we had our faces blue from holding our breath, and only to be told that there were insufficient funds. Money had to be adequately utilized to hosting cities. Thus, in a nutshell, we were not going to host any match, therefore why should we benefit?
To add salt to an already excruciating wound, we had to constantly listen to the news about successfully upgraded cities and local citizens embracing the benefits of their cities hosting matches i.e. some were turning their homes into BnB’s, guest houses and their tourism departments prospering.
There was great news coverage during the Fifa World Cup about BEE opportunities.

Our consolation was the reminder of our ‘prestigious’ Nelson Mandela Museum which would magnificently attract tourists and boost our economy…really? No disrespect intended, but we had the museum since I was a kid and I have not seen any progression in Mtata because of the museum's 'tourist attraction.' I do acknowledge that Tat' Nelson Mandela is an honourable person and what he sacrificed (together with other political leaders) can not be dismissed.
Nelson Mandela Museum in Mtata.

  However, I do not understand how a small town suffering from poverty and unemployment, high rates of; teenage pregnancy, substance abuse and crime rates, and poor government institutions; health services, home affairs and schools can possibly benefit from a 'museum'. Take for example, the Walter Sisulu University that is widely known for student strikes and poor educational systems. Wouldn't it be more worthwhile to invest in education and thus alleviate statistics of 'illeterate and unemployed Eastern Cape Youth.'
 Or perhaps donated funds at children orphanages would have greater impact than a 'prestigious museum'.



With our mutual excitement with the nation and forgiving hearts (because we could not do much about the matter) we celebrated and cheered with other spectators (hosting cities)


Mtata Locals at the so-called 'Mtata stadium'



It is now, two-years later, with faded enthusiasm and our hearts have finally accepted our social condition, we are told that our dreadful airport is going to be upgraded to an international airport. We should be excited, shouldn't we? We are finally getting what we have always wanted, we presume... Who’s to say that this deal is genuine- perhaps Lindiwe Sisulu's comment should rest assure us;

“As Eastern Cape found itself unable to continue with operations at Mthatha Airport they approached central government to see if it did not have capacity and funding to carry on. The refurbishment would never have been completed if it was left in the provincial government’s hands.” she was qouted saying at the briefing.

Therefore, should we put blame in our provincial government and sing praise songs for our national government? They are the ones who rescued us from our misery after all-or are we fooled to believe this?
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